2002-12-02 - 3:11 a.m.

Ozzie, remember that time I gave you a hug and I accidentally crushed you? The next time I see you, you're getting another one of those. I'll try not to hurt you this time.

Happy birthday Bud.

I stole a snowman out of someone's yard last night. His name is Frank. He is going to die. I'll try to keep him as long as possible so everyone can see him. I am then going to steal his hat.

Super information learned. I asked Alicia why she stopped talking to me. I got the most bullshit response ever.

"I stopped talking to a lot of people. I do that every once in a while. I'll snap out of it eventually."

Like when? When you break up with your boyfriend. I'll just say that I was displeased with that reason. By displeased I mean I destroyed several pieces of fine Wal~Mart merchandise. Since then I have been very short fused. Every time someone says or does something stupid I hope they die. I hate everything I have no control over. I hate that some fucking loser can destroy a friendship of mine.

I haven't shaved in almost a week. I might just let it go. Who am I trying to impress? I'll be warmer through the winter. It'll be good. I should grow a fat ZZ Top beard.

I can't wait for people to come back for break. Partying will ensue. I am going to shake people around. Just because I'm big, and I can do that. It needs to snow NOW. I want snow. I want to play in it and white wash people named Bud.

Now it is time to help someone cheat at Mario Party 4. Rock out with your cock out.

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The past is gone - Next song. Next song. Next!

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